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Hey there site. Been awhile hasn’t it? How you been? uhuh…okay..yeah that sucks…hey look I didn’t ask for your life story.

As for me I’ve spent the last week at the hospital with tubes in my veins and getting all kinds of crap injected most of which is a bunch of fungus that apparently can kill bacteria. I hear they call it penicillin, in an effort to stem of a severe skin infection on my leg. So yeah it’s obviously been a week of hell for me. I finally got out of the hospital last night but I still have some recovery time ahead of me. My leg is covered with damaged tissue that needs replacing so it’s all falling apart. Doctor said that I will have to remain lying on the bed with my leg raised as much as possible for at least two more weeks probably more.

If hadn’t gone to the doctors when I did I would eventually the bacteria would have gotten into my blood stream and I could have died. So I urge you to see the doctor if your leg gets bloated and has reddish areas covering it and you get a high fever.

Anyways illness aside.

I’ve been spending my time playing Shadow complex lately and I gotta say it is quite good. It feels like I’m playing a blend between Super Metroid and Bionic commando which is a very good combination. The area in this game is enormous. I’ve been playing for nearly four hours and I’ve only covered just over half of it so far. It has some very pretty graphics, especially for a downloadable game very much like Trine..but it’s totally different environment so they are pretty each in their own way.

I believe I will make an effort to try to get it over and done with today since I’ll be stuck lying on the bed anyways…At least some good comes of this.

I haven’t gotten my hands on Arkham asylum even though I really really really really want it. But alas it costs money and the drugs I had to buy yesterday were expensive.

But I will get it..I have to, I must, I need, I desire, MINE GIMMEEEE!

- X

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Turtles in Time Comparison

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Fits in with the review I did earlier. Basically it compares all three versions to see which one is the best.

- X

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Turtles in..meh.

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So earlier this week TMNT Turtles in Time Reshelled was released.

I of course jumped at the occasion since Turtles in Time is one of my favorite beat ‘em ups not to mention the TMNT being my favorite childhood heroes.
While it was a big arcade hit back in the day, I only played and owned the SNES port of it and boy was it good.

Now comes along a next gen version of the classic with 3D graphics, online co-op!

However, it turns out it’s boring, extremely repetitive and has some of the worst soundtrack,voice over and sound effects I’ve heard.

Why they didn’t just make a remixed version of the original soundtrack is beyond me. It would have sounded much better then whatever that is they play under in Re-shelled.

Seeing as how this is based on the orginal Arcade version rather then the SNES version, there were a lot of tweaks made in the SNES version missing and mini bosses, levels that I remember in the past which were far superior to what I saw in Re-shelled like the whole level in the Technodrome is missing and all in all you can finish the story mode in about an hour and..that’s it. There is quickplay mode where you can select levels and survival mode where you only have one live but that’s that. There is nothing more left to keep you interested in the game.

I hopped online and played with some random xbox live guys through the story and, boy did it get old fast. Not only are you just mashing the same button constantly but with so many footmen and four nearly identical turtles on the screen I had a really hard time keeping track of where I was. Now I know it’s a beat ‘em up and by nature they are pretty repetitive, but there was actually a combo the turtle did in the SNES/Arcade version. In this game, the turtles just jab the same move again and again.

The boss fights are the worst thing in this game. They are all pretty much the same, and due to awkward 3D plane, it’s hard to judge where you have to be to hit him. I didn’t have fun in any of the boss fights. It came down to running into him to get a few hits and then avoiding his counter.

Throwing enemies and slamming them against the ground were always great fun in the SNES version and they also had a mechanism to them. Depending on where you stood and what button you pressed you could decide whether to throw or slam them. In Re-shelled it just seems to happen at random and you have very little control over it.

The comical things in the original are just annoying in this game due to the voice over, like when they fall into a sewer shaft…It’s terrible. But the worst of all is the “My toe! My Toe!”. It’s really really annoying especially because you move so horribly fast in the sewer level, you are being attack from all directions and due to bad color template it’s hard to notice those pins sticking out. So you’ll be hearing My toe! a lot.

Shredder’s voice is meh, and krang is just annoying.

It also seems like every single enemy you encounter is made out of a sponge since they all make this *squish* sound when you hit them…Even the footmen that are robots, I don’t know what they were thinking.

So lets recap the pros and cons.

Re-shelled

Pro:
Widescreen HD 3D graphics
Online co-op

Cons:
Over before you know it
Missing vital tweaks and levels from SNES version
Bad music
Bad Voices
Bad sound effects
Repetitive combat
Hard time telling the turtles apart
No extra modes to keep people interested

Bottom line, if you have a craving for playing Turtles in Time for nostalgic reasons, don’t satisfy it with this game and play the original Arcade version or better yet the SNES version instead. They are much more worth your time then this game.

- X

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I am back…

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I have just arrived back home…so I’ll be back doing my infrequent posts in here soon enough. :)

- X

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On Vacation

I am currently on vacation travelling with my parents. There is no internet here apart from on my cell which is why it has been quiet. It is nice to unplug from time to time. I expect I will be back mid next week so until then…. -X signing out

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Stuff I’m doing.

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Been awhile but I’d just like to add stuff I’ve been doing.

First of all I’m back wasting my precious life moments on World of Warcraft, we’ll see how long I’ll keep that up this time around.

I’ve also been playing Trine, I think I am pretty close to the end of it now. While I was disappointed when I heard that the game does not have online co-op and only offline co-op it is still a wonderful game and some of the sexiest graphics in any game. Now don’t get me wrong, online co-op isn’t the most necessary thing ever and in fact I much prefer offline co-op over online co-op any day but as there are some people living far away from me that I would have liked to play with, I was disappointed. They have said there is a slight possibility that online co-op will be made available in the future for Trine. It’s still going to be like it was with Castle Crashers. By the time the patch that fixed the useless online mode that came with the game, I had already finished the game and moved on to others. Although I do get cravings to play Castle Crashers from time to time because of how awesome it is.

Now I also got entry into a beta earlier today. It’s a dota style game called Heroes of Newerth. Since I am under NDA I can’t write anything about it in here or anywhere, so I’ll have to wait until that is lifted before I can comment on it, plus I haven’t even played it yet so I can’t comment on anything anyways since the connection I am on currently sucks.

I was happy when I saw this. Lucasart bringing back some of their old adventure games is aokay in my book. I never got the chance to play Indiana Jones: Fate of Atlantis but I had always heard great things, so now I can actually do get my hands on it. What is really intriguing though is that they are looking like they have done with Monkey Island they are interested in making remakes of more of their classics or perhaps some new games in the franchises to which I Can say two things.

Grim Fandango 2 and Full Throttle 2 Plz?

- X

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Trine

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This is a 26 minute video of me playing the Trine singleplayer demo for anyone out there interested in seeing how the game looks like and works.

So my new love and guaranteed purchase would be this game called Trine.

Trine is a platformer set in a fantasy world where the dead have risen and threaten to take over the kingdom.

You play as The Thief, The Wizard and The Knight that through destiny have had their souls bound together by a magical artifact called the Trine and their struggle to fight off the undead and dark magic and to uncover the secrets of the Trine.

As you might expect each of the main characters have certain abilities that can help you in their own way.

The Knight(Pontius) is well..the strong fighter of the bunch, when there is fight to fought he serves well with his trusty sword and shield, though he isn’t very smart but trying his very best to proof his worth to the King.

The Thief(Zoya) is an expert artisan and can use her grappling hook to grab onto rocks and wood to swing between platforms and areas. She isn’t there by choice and is mainly concerned with getting her hands on treasure for herself.

The Wizard(Amadeus) has the ability to conjure up boxes to reach otherwise unreachable places as well as being able move objects around as he pleases. While his skills come in handy in certain situations, the wizard is a failure at being a wizard. Mainly due to him being much too concerned with getting lucky with girls he has yet to even master the fireball spell.

In the single player you can switch between the characters depending on the situations at will just by pushing a button, but the game also has a co-op mode where you can with two others work together to get through the game where each controls one of the three characters.

It’s the co-op mode that really makes this game seem interesting and I can’t wait to test that out since I’ve only had the pleasure of playing the single player demo.

I’d also like to add that this game has some of the prettiest visuals I have seen in a long time. It has a very sleek fantasy look and is bright and vibrant and perfectly executed. The music also fits perfectly with the fantasy theme of the game.

Now as for the gameplay, well in actuality it isn’t inventing the wheel or anything. It is after all a platformer. However there is a reason why platform games exist to this day, it’s because they are extremely fun and this game is no exception. Adding in co-op mode just makes it that much better then it would already have been without one which is why I don’t understand why so many games do come without the ability to play with others.

I’ve actually heard a lot of people talk about how this game is like Lost vikings by Blizzard, and I do see where they are getting at. That alone makes it well worth a purchase.

I think it’s schedule for a release on PSN and PC on July the 7th, I don’t think Xbox 360 is getting any love in this case which does suck..but who knows maybe it will eventually.

- X

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Earth Worm Jim “Making of” Documentary.

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Ah the 90s….also EWJ kicks so much ass!

- X

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Rest in Peace Michael Jackson

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Yeah I’m jumping on the bandwagon with the millions of millions of people making comments and blogs about MJ dying.

Since this blog is all about videogames and movies I figured it’s best to link to AVGN’s review of Moonwalker on the Megadrive and Nostalgia Critics’s review for Moonwalker the movie.

He may have done some bad things but the guy sparked a whole new generation of music and was undisputed king of pop.

R.I.P

- X

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StarCraft II – Battle Report 3

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If Blizzard doesn’t manage to do a 2009 release like they are hoping…I think a pilgrimage Ethan Macmanus style is in order to secure myself a early copy. <_<

StarCraft II is looking like it will be everything that made the first game the best damn RTS I’ve ever played and more.

- X

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Theremin Controlled Super Mario Bros

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Pretty neat, kinda reminded me of someone playing using the U-force although this is probably harder.

- X

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World’s coolest weightlifter

heheh classic.

- X

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The Monkeys are listening….

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I didn’t mention it before but I thought I’d do but it’s been revealed that first of they are making a remastered version of Monkey Island 1, which is awesome and second they are making a new Monkey Island Episodic series, similar to how it is with thew new Sam and Max series which is sweeter then sugar!

I’ve always been a big Point and click adventure game fan and it sucked to see that genre nearly disappear after the year 2000. Curse of Monkey Island is one of my favorite game of all time and I hope this new content will not fall far from that tree. I have faith in it since a lot of the staff that has worked on earlier Monkey Island games are working on the new content, even Ron Gilbert the creator of Monkey Island has been poking around the developer office so yay!

Though I would have liked to have Tim Schafer there since he’s responsible for a lot of the humor in Monkey Island and he also designed and wrote a lot of my most cherished Point and click games such as Day of the Tentacle and Grim Fandango(while technically not a point and click game…who cares it’s AWESOME)

The new game is set after some major event that happened..so you just pick off sort after the imaginary Monkey Island 5. While the 3d graphics look better then Monkey Island 4, I would still have much preferred a 2D animation Monkey Island..always been a fan of cartoony graphics.

We’ll just see how it turns out.

- X

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Hilariously Bad Voice Acting Top 5

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Microsoft Press Conference: My Thoughts.

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*uff longest post I’ve done in ages.*

So, another E3 behind us and it really was a big improvement over last years pretty lame event. It’s even been confirmed that E3 is going to happen again in a year, probably in the current setup so it’s obvious they got it right this time around.

Anyway, there was a lot of stuff announced at this event. Mostly it ranged from good to AAAAAWWWEEESOME, but there was also the stupid stuff that just makes you go like “What the fuck??!”(Nintendo I’m looking at you -_-)

First up I’d like to take you through the Microsoft Press Conference. I’m gonna gather up all the announcements they made and what I think of them.

Their Press Conference was overall pretty good. They did start it off with this huge endorsement for The Beatles Rockband. In fact the first 15 minutes of the conference is all about the Beatles Rockband. Having this 3 minute long trailer at the start, a brief history into the Beatles, A live “band” playing the game and even getting Olivia Harrison and Yoko Ono Lennon to appear on stage for like 20 seconds and then ending it off by Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney spend a couple of awkward minutes on stage with very little to say or do..This whole Beatles Rock Band thing didn’t thrill me all that much, maybe because I’ve never played Rock Band and while I’ve wanted to get my hands on it in the past it’s just way to freaking expensive.

Now after what a rather disappointing start to the show (In my opinion), things did get better as Corporate Vice-President John Sheppard announced that the Press conference would be about showing and not telling, so no dry statistic, sales numbers and graphs..which of course led to a pretty powerful cheer from the crowd..They easily are the most boring parts of E3 so skipping over that was just fine and dandy with me.

After that Tony Hawk took the stage with a showing off his brand new Skateboard controller. Kind of like a Wii fit pad, only it’s Skateboard shaped and apparently will make for a much better immersion into being on a skateboard. Now again I’m not really that interested in this. I’m interested in the technology sure, but I’ve never skated in my life and so it just falls outside of my field of interest. Besides I’m pretty sure my rather large body would just crush that controller with ..One jump might just do it…

Next up was the trailer for Modern Warfare 2…….*OMG OMG DROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL*

ahem….yes well it looks pretty good and that’s not all but we also got to see some guy play it for six minutes and *OMG OMG SOOO PREEETTY SOO AWESOM!”
….sorry everyone, I nerdgasmed. So yeah the game is just out of this world pretty and clearly they mean to take everything that made Modern Warfare good and improve on that. I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

After that Yoshinori Kitase came on the stage to talk about Final Fantasy XIII. Nothing special really, but they did show the first footage from Final Fantasy XIII running on Xbox 360 hardware. It didn’t look too bad. I think it looks a little worse then the PS3 videos I’ve seen but that might just be my imagination. Either way this doesn’t really concern me, I’m gonna get it for the PS3 anyways.

Cliff Blezinski and Donald Mustard of Epic games came to visit to show off a new Xbox live arcade title in development. Of course I didn’t really learn a lot about it because Donald’s microphone was busted, it’s a 2D side scroller style game with some pretty nice 3D graphics. It reminded me a lot of games like Metroid and Bionic Commando, so good stuff.

Joyride was up next. It’s a free 2 play racing game that uses your Xbox Avatar as the driver. You can buy some upgrades, races and cars and stuff. It looks kinda cute but it might be fun for a little while, at least the core game is free.

The hall goes all dark and this very familiar sound starts playing, the sound an orb in Crackdown makes, so much to be my delight it’s a trailer from Crackdown 2. The trailer was great, and it seems this time around you aren’t just fighting humans but something else. If it has all the great things Crackdown 1 had, I’ll be happy, all I ask is that they make the objectives a little more varied this time around, the first game all rinse and repeat but other then that it was such a wonderful game.

Now if that wasn’t enough there is another trailer that follows immediately that has to do with 4 people stranded alone, surrounded by things that like to eat braiiiiiiiiiiinnnss..Give up? It’s L4D-2 of course! I must say I was very surprised to see this, I didn’t expect another game from them so soon. I mean Valve aren’t best known for their speed in putting out games..of course their motto has always been quality over quantity. I don’t know if this need to be a whole new game instead of just a expansion to the first one. I very much doubt that the game will come with some major amount of new Campaign/modes or even storyline, what I saw of it that’s changed is that there are actually melee weapons, so you can have fun chopping the zombies all to hell which is going to be satisfying as hell. There is also a new zombie called the Charger. From what I’ve seen it’s a huge tank like creature, but unlike the tank it’s very fast and when it catches you, it slams you into the ground until death unless someone comes to your aid.

Splintercell Conviction was up next. There was a sweet trailer and then we got to see some guy play it for a little while. I have never played much of the Splintercell games in the past..But man oh man did what I saw there make me want to. It looked really really good. The interrogation scene at the beginning of the gameplay showing was really brutal and awesome and in this game you are obviously going to be doing a lot of killing since Sam Fisher is driven by his emotions after his daughter got killed when she was run over by a car so he shows no mercy in finding who it was that killed his daughter.

Microsoft’s answer to Gran Turismo was up next called Forza Motorsport 3. It had some pretty amazing graphics and with it you can customize your cars however you please…I’m not much of a realistic racing game fan..I’m much more enthused about games like Mario Kart then ever Forza or Gran Turismo.

Bungie was up next with some gameplay from Halo: ODST…what can I say..it’s Halo. So..seen it. It looks a little bit prettier then Halo 3, and it doesn’t star Masterchief so I guess it’s going to be a little bit different. Now after a brief demo from the game..bungie wasn’t finished..oh no they dropped the bomb that a totally new Halo game was in works called Halo: Reach.

I think it’s based of a book that covered events that happened before Halo: Combat Evolved. It will be interesting to see what will come of this. Now, I do have to ask but wasn’t the whole point of Bungie splitting from Microsoft so that they could start work on their own projects..then why are they working on two Halo projects for Microsoft? It just doesn’t seem like Bungie is ready to leave Halo behind it like they said they would…

So.. along came a game that I haven’t seen or heard anything from for years. Alan Wake. It didn’t disappoint in the graphics department and it seems like it could be a interesting little game. It reminds me of games like Silent hill, Alone in the Dark. You get to sneak around creepy houses armed with your flashlight while trying to find his wife, and some manuscripts while battling the “dark presence”. I’m going to be keeping my eyes on it for sure.

After that they anounced that they were bringing Last FM, Netflix that doesn’t require your PC, 1080p instant play for movies/episodes, getting a contract with Sky to give UK residence access to Sky TV stations and movies/episodes and that they had increased the number of countries that have access to their Movies/episode service.

Now this is all cool stuff, but since I won’t get to experience any of this since I’m not in any of the official launch countries for Xbox 360, I really don’t care much about this other then being pissed I can’t utilize it to any degree.

Next up they got Felicia Day to come on the stage to introduce Facebook and Twitter on Xbox live, so you can keep up with your social networks even while in the living room! You know, if I had a living room where my 360 was, I’d rather use my laptop then the 360, mainly because typing out a message on the 360 controller is just annoying and slow and also I’m not that desperate about keeping up with the social networks that I won’t just walk the few meters to my PC to check on them..

It’s big announcement time! Yes Hideo Kojima is on the stage back poking to death! Yep, the next Metal Gear solid is being brought to the 360. Metal Gear Solid: Rising is going to see the light of day on 360 as well as the PS3. I’m sure ALOT of people went like “OMG OMG OMG YESSSSSS!” over this but meh it doesn’t matter to me since I have both. :)

Now we come to the new experimental stuff from 360 they have dubbed the Natal project. It’s their answer to the Wii’s motion controls. They showed a trailer of their dream for this thing where there would be no controller at all. The Natal camera would read your movements, so you could for example control a car just by moving your hands, it would also have voice recognition so you could issue it commands and face recognition so it could log you in automaticially when you approach it. It’s a really lovely concept and I loved some of the stuff they showed like being able to flip around in the 360 dashboard just by moving your hand and turn on a movie just by saying it.

However, lets be realistic for a moment. Much of the stuff they show is hardly ever going to work as well as they’d like. Like the voice recognition for example, I’m sure that it wouldn’t need a lot of noise and extra sounds to throw that out for a loop and while playing games what would stop the game from going all wacky because you have to scratch your nose if it can at read your body movement well enough so you can actually steer a car just with your hands. Also lets say you were playing a shooting game of some sorts, it’s kind of weird to play a game like that without a gun of some sorts and no trigger..I mean what do they expect you to do, just shout BANG whenever you shoot.

It just seems this isn’t going to be nothing more then a dream for awhile longer.

But then comes along Peter Molyneux that says he has created a link between the real world and the 3D world in a project he calls Milo. Milo is a 3D generated boy that according to Peter is going to be able to interact with you in a real way, forming a sort of connection. They show this girl who’s talking with Milo all the while Peter is talking about how this is not acted out and Milo and that girl are actually chatting about fishing and Milo haven’t finished his homework and she was actually reacting like it was a real person she was chatting with.

Okay….Peter Molyneux has a bad rep for hyping things…and it’s clear most of what he was saying are either lies or exaggerated beyond belief. I watched that girl talk and she was so not doing that naturally, it was all scripted and also, no matter how sophisticated they make milo, he’s still going to feel fake, that’s a fact of life. His reponses are programmed and so he’s always going to be too limited to be called “human”

The idea is clever and of course it’s going to be fun to see how it turns out..But I said earlier that Natal was a dream…well Milo is way beyond a dream, at least the way Peter described it.

So there we are, that’s about everything interesting that was announced at Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference.

Next I’m gonna go through Nintendo’s Press conference.

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