Warrior! I need scissors 61! The Full-Life ConsequencesCategory: My Thoughts, Silly Videos
Atop the 4th wall - Warrior #1
While I’m hardly what you would call a comic book fan/reader(Currently the only comic books I have are, a few hundred Donald duck comics at my parents and Penny Arcade #1,#2, and CAD #1,#2,#3) or a wrestling fan, I did enjoy this video greatly if only because it’s so freaking insane and funny.
The Ultimate Warrior or Warrior as he legally changed his name to is the most crazy person who has ever lived, and I’m dead fucking serious about that. The guy just rambles on about “being of self and in that being the selflessness of Destrucity and by being that self make of the world and of the Discipline of the WARRIOR Hoak Hogan!” and other such nonsensical gibberish.
It kind of reminded me of squirrelking’s infamous videogame fanfiction about John Freemen and his struggle to save the Half-life world from whatever it is squirrelking is trying to get across in his fanfiction stories..They are so horribly written it just gets hilarious.
Here’s an example “John Freeman backfliped out of the sky and landed besides Henry Freeman. Henry Freeman looked at John Freeman in the eyes and cry falled out and said “Dad mom has dead”. John Freeman went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.
“COMBINES YOU KILLD WIFE?” John Freeman said with growls.”
Oh…god.
Lets just compare the two. This is a video enactment of one of his stories, it’s hilarious.
So anyway..enjoy!
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